i knew i probably shouldn't watch it but i did anyway sigh. therefore, i was very angry for a while. still, i'm pretty impressed with the way rapmon and suga acted so mature when the people talking to them were so immature.
kidoh keeps insisting he wants to teach jin to rap, until jin writes a rap that's basically the worst love poem ever, and he performs it for kidoh while fluttering his eyelashes and giving him a sweet smile ... and that's when kidoh gives up and lets jin just go back to singing.
ugh i really hope the rumour that suga was crying later isn't true but i wouldn't be surprised it if is. poor thing ;____;
flails and wails fhsjdfks SO CUTE. can they be rolling around on the bed and snuggling but then j-hope opens the door like "hey guys do you wanna go out to eat with us --" then sees them wiggling around on top of each other on a bed and shrieks and covers his eyes like "I AM SO SORRY" and quickly exits the room
but not before jin jumps in shock and ends up toppling him and kidoh off the bed and they land rather unceremoniously on the floor
they just barely avoid landing on a lego aka the most horrifying fate
gosh ik ;________________; (j-)hopefully (hahahaha) they can put it behind them ;~;
OF COURSE and they're not even doing anything because they're both shy flowers but kidoh's hands are skimming under jin's shirt and over his stomach and ribs and jin is having a mild freak out about how he can feel kidoh's dick
and then as soon as the door opens he's ready to be like I CAN EXPLAIN. thank god it's j-hope and not his brother or mom.
since kidoh and jin's group of friends includes 18 other boys with varying degrees of privacy-invasiveness and terrible timing, they are probably constantly being cockblocked. it's often done accidentally by j-hope, who is a very unlucky soul that starts going through giant bottles of brain bleach on a daily basis, but then it also happens by hansol who is too nosy for his own good and atom who's just evil. and also everyone else.
it seems like kidoh's lips being on jin's lips for longer than 60 seconds is an automatic trigger for jeongguk and xero barging in to borrow clothing and school supplies, jenissi and b-joo inviting them out shopping, yano and suga demanding jin to cook for them, pranks going terribly awry, various things breaking, everyone suddenly inviting themselves over to kidoh's to watch a movie and eat his food, etc ...
jin comes up for air one day when they're making out and hansol's just standing in the doorway watching like ◉ں◉
it comes to a head when they all burst in one day when kidoh's just starting to dip his fingers under the waistband of jin's jeans, just the slightest bit of pressure, and the remaining five come bursting into his room and jin screams I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX
crying jin waylt. and the Intruders just kind of start backing away slowly, still staring with wide eyes until they are officially around the corner and out of sight
and jin just glares after them like "oh not only are they cockblocks but they don't even CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN THEY LEAVE are we not civilised human beings were they RAISED IN A BARN"
and this is when kidoh knows the sexual frustration levels are getting to a dangerous point and if he doesn't find a way to properly fornicate with jin soon things are going to end badly
LOL poor jin no one is up to his standards of cleanliness (every time he comes over to kidoh's house he ends up folding laundry)
the mood isn't even awkward after that, once jin's calmed down and started blushing like he wants to hide, because kidoh keeps laughing at him and he tugs jin down with him by the wrist and says come on, forget about them
however he refuses to fold underwear so he just leaves it there sitting in the bottom of the laundry basket in the middle of the hallway. but then one of the other boys decides to steal it and hang it outside kidoh's window like a flag
ghjsdghjskdf 2jin waylt. and kidoh finally barricades the door with his desk so that they cannot be interrupted. AND THEN THEY DO THE SEX
killing people would mean less people around to write smut. but i suppose maybe you could sacrifice one of topp dogg for the cause i mean there are so many that no one will notice if one goes missing
jk i would happily write kidoh/jin smut for you anon but i am not confident in my smut skills at all ;;;
omg what the fuck have i done this is more crack than porn but i just had to write the thing we were planning earlier and --
and this happened
please forgive me
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By some miracle, Kidoh is making out with Jin. Yes, shockingly enough, he is kissing his boyfriend.
To most couples, this wouldn't be much of a surprise. It would be something of a routine occurrence. But unfortunately, Kidoh and Jin don't have the luxury of being like most couples. Instead, they have eighteen (eighteen!) obnoxious friends who don't seem to understand the concepts of "privacy" and "quiet" and "go the fuck away". The last time Kidoh got Jin like this, sprawled out underneath him on the lumpy mattress of Jin's bed, they managed to get in about forty-five frantic seconds of kissing and hair-pulling and love-biting before Kidoh looked up and saw Hansol watching them from the doorway with the creepiest smile he'd ever seen. (He still can't look at Hansol the same way again.) And the time before that, Kidoh had pinned Jin up against the wall and just barely managed to tug his shirt off when J-Hope barged in and asked if anyone had a very large container of fish food. (Kidoh still doesn't know what that was for). And the million times before that, it was a pretty similar situation.
But not today. No, today it will be different. Today, Kidoh is going to manage to actually have sex with his boyfriend. And it's going to be very good. And they will like it. And then they can stop constantly looking at each other with desperate eyes that are practically screaming in approximately six hours I am going to die of sexual frustration. And so far, it is pretty good. It's been about five minutes, and the plan is going well.
It starts with Kidoh sitting in front of Jin on the bed, Jin's fingers nervously curling into the dark blue sheets as Kidoh leans forwards and fits his mouth over Jin's. Jin's lips are so soft (probably because of the moisturising lip balm that Jenissi keeps slipping him with a suggestive smirk), and they both let out a soft sigh of relief as Kidoh gently moves his lips against Jin's to deepen the kiss.
It quickly progresses into Jin pushed up against the headboard of the bed with Kidoh in his lap. Kidoh's cupping Jin's cheek with his palm as he kisses Jin like he's been wanting to for a while, hot and unrestrained. Jin arches his back so that their bodies are pressed tightly against each other, his fingers intertwining with the ones on Kidoh's free hand, and suddenly Kidoh's dying to feel more of the warmth of Jin's body against his.
This is how they end up with Jin pressed down into the mattress, Kidoh on top of him as he sucks on Jin's reddened and kiss-swollen bottom lip. Jin squirms a bit, the motion causing a sudden friction between them that has Kidoh's whole body feeling too hot. He reaches up to pull his shirt off, dropping it carelessly on the ground before leaning back down to nibble on the side of Jin's neck. It's been so long that every sensation feels so much more intense than before. He grinds down into Jin and they both groan, Jin tugging Kidoh up by the hair to kiss him open-mouthed and messy again.
Jin is hot. He's so hot that it nearly drives Kidoh crazy sometimes, and it's so good to finally feel Jin's bare skin as he runs his hand up Jin's shirt and strokes lightly over his abs. It's even better to feel Jin's tongue sliding against his, making him instinctively trail his hand further down Jin's body until it's resting over the waistband of his jeans. Jin whimpers quietly as Kidoh undoes the button and then slips his hand down them. Kidoh feels Jin's hand suddenly warm over his, pushing down on it to increase the pressure right where he wants it. Jin's tongue brushes against Kidoh's again before he pulls back to let out a little gasp of Kidoh's name --
-- And then this is when the door is flung wide open and five noisy, yelling boys burst in. Kidoh doesn't even need to look up to know J-Hope is amongst them, because he's the biggest cockblock out of all of them, and he also knows Rapmon's there because he hears a loud yell of "Oh shit." He also hears Suga screech, Jimin groan and Jeongguk wail something about how it's illegal for him to be witnessing this level of obscenity.
"Get a room!" Jimin yells, covering his eyes.
"We are in a room!" Kidoh yells back, yanking his hand out of Jin's trousers with a noise of great despair. Jin makes a similar one, but with a bit more aggravation. "The problem is that you are also in it!"
"We're so sorry we're so sorry," J-Hope stammers out, trying to save the last of Jeongguk's innocence by turning him around so he can no longer see the scene unfolding behind him. "We didn't --"
Jin sits bolt upright, accidentally shoving Kidoh off of him as he lets out an infuriated howl. "I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX," he shouts, loud enough that suddenly everyone shuts up and blinks at him in surprise. "WILL YOU ALL PLEASE LET ME HAVE SEX."
A few moments of silence pass. It's so quiet that Kidoh can hear the aircon whir to life somewhere in the corner. And then the five intruders begin backing away slowly, still staring at Jin with wide eyes until they have fully retreated out of the room and turned the corner and disappeared out of sight.
"Not only are they cockblocks," says Jin, in a scathing tone, "But they don't even close the door when they leave. Are we not civilised human beings here. Were they raised in a barn."
Kidoh swallows hard. Clearly, the sexual frustration has reached dangerous levels. Even more dangerous than he initially expected. There's only one option in this situation, he realises: for the sake of humanity, he's going to have to find a way to have sex with Jin ...
i have just wanted 2jin fic FOREVER and no one was providing so i guess it was about time i made it myself. all of our extensive AU planning might cause more at some point wails
the puppy eyes yes they both have such giant adorable puppy eyes and just -- my heart
really tho when kidoh posted that picture of the dressing room bangtan and topp dogg were sharing and he just captioned it "hehe" that was a total dick move. we know you were cuddling jin and not letting us see it, kidoh. WE KNOW.
shrieks -- anon why you do this to me oahghjksjbghjsk
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 07:15 am (UTC)(link)kidoh keeps insisting he wants to teach jin to rap, until jin writes a rap that's basically the worst love poem ever, and he performs it for kidoh while fluttering his eyelashes and giving him a sweet smile ... and that's when kidoh gives up and lets jin just go back to singing.
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 08:10 am (UTC)(link)CUTE except before kidoh can decide that he tackles jin down on the bed and kisses him
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 08:57 am (UTC)(link)flails and wails fhsjdfks SO CUTE. can they be rolling around on the bed and snuggling but then j-hope opens the door like "hey guys do you wanna go out to eat with us --" then sees them wiggling around on top of each other on a bed and shrieks and covers his eyes like "I AM SO SORRY" and quickly exits the room
but not before jin jumps in shock and ends up toppling him and kidoh off the bed and they land rather unceremoniously on the floor
they just barely avoid landing on a lego aka the most horrifying fate
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)OF COURSE and they're not even doing anything because they're both shy flowers but kidoh's hands are skimming under jin's shirt and over his stomach and ribs and jin is having a mild freak out about how he can feel kidoh's dick
and then as soon as the door opens he's ready to be like I CAN EXPLAIN. thank god it's j-hope and not his brother or mom.
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)it seems like kidoh's lips being on jin's lips for longer than 60 seconds is an automatic trigger for jeongguk and xero barging in to borrow clothing and school supplies, jenissi and b-joo inviting them out shopping, yano and suga demanding jin to cook for them, pranks going terribly awry, various things breaking, everyone suddenly inviting themselves over to kidoh's to watch a movie and eat his food, etc ...
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)it comes to a head when they all burst in one day when kidoh's just starting to dip his fingers under the waistband of jin's jeans, just the slightest bit of pressure, and the remaining five come bursting into his room and jin screams I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX
kidoh is like 0_______0
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)crying jin waylt. and the Intruders just kind of start backing away slowly, still staring with wide eyes until they are officially around the corner and out of sight
and jin just glares after them like "oh not only are they cockblocks but they don't even CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN THEY LEAVE are we not civilised human beings were they RAISED IN A BARN"
and this is when kidoh knows the sexual frustration levels are getting to a dangerous point and if he doesn't find a way to properly fornicate with jin soon things are going to end badly
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)the mood isn't even awkward after that, once jin's calmed down and started blushing like he wants to hide, because kidoh keeps laughing at him and he tugs jin down with him by the wrist and says come on, forget about them
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)ghjsdghjskdf 2jin waylt. and kidoh finally barricades the door with his desk so that they cannot be interrupted. AND THEN THEY DO THE SEX
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)man who do i have to kill for some smut around here *cough*
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)jk i would happily write kidoh/jin smut for you anon but i am not confident in my smut skills at all ;;;
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 09:53 pm (UTC)(link);~~~~~~~~~~; what if i held your hand?
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)whimpers i mean maybe if i could cling in terror to your hand i would try it because i'm anonymous anyway --
(at least for now ahhhhh)
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BY_VERMCcAAZPXO.jpg
gives you puppy dog eyes
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-22 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)and this happened
please forgive me
...
By some miracle, Kidoh is making out with Jin. Yes, shockingly enough, he is kissing his boyfriend.
To most couples, this wouldn't be much of a surprise. It would be something of a routine occurrence. But unfortunately, Kidoh and Jin don't have the luxury of being like most couples. Instead, they have eighteen (eighteen!) obnoxious friends who don't seem to understand the concepts of "privacy" and "quiet" and "go the fuck away". The last time Kidoh got Jin like this, sprawled out underneath him on the lumpy mattress of Jin's bed, they managed to get in about forty-five frantic seconds of kissing and hair-pulling and love-biting before Kidoh looked up and saw Hansol watching them from the doorway with the creepiest smile he'd ever seen. (He still can't look at Hansol the same way again.) And the time before that, Kidoh had pinned Jin up against the wall and just barely managed to tug his shirt off when J-Hope barged in and asked if anyone had a very large container of fish food. (Kidoh still doesn't know what that was for). And the million times before that, it was a pretty similar situation.
But not today. No, today it will be different. Today, Kidoh is going to manage to actually have sex with his boyfriend. And it's going to be very good. And they will like it. And then they can stop constantly looking at each other with desperate eyes that are practically screaming in approximately six hours I am going to die of sexual frustration. And so far, it is pretty good. It's been about five minutes, and the plan is going well.
It starts with Kidoh sitting in front of Jin on the bed, Jin's fingers nervously curling into the dark blue sheets as Kidoh leans forwards and fits his mouth over Jin's. Jin's lips are so soft (probably because of the moisturising lip balm that Jenissi keeps slipping him with a suggestive smirk), and they both let out a soft sigh of relief as Kidoh gently moves his lips against Jin's to deepen the kiss.
It quickly progresses into Jin pushed up against the headboard of the bed with Kidoh in his lap. Kidoh's cupping Jin's cheek with his palm as he kisses Jin like he's been wanting to for a while, hot and unrestrained. Jin arches his back so that their bodies are pressed tightly against each other, his fingers intertwining with the ones on Kidoh's free hand, and suddenly Kidoh's dying to feel more of the warmth of Jin's body against his.
This is how they end up with Jin pressed down into the mattress, Kidoh on top of him as he sucks on Jin's reddened and kiss-swollen bottom lip. Jin squirms a bit, the motion causing a sudden friction between them that has Kidoh's whole body feeling too hot. He reaches up to pull his shirt off, dropping it carelessly on the ground before leaning back down to nibble on the side of Jin's neck. It's been so long that every sensation feels so much more intense than before. He grinds down into Jin and they both groan, Jin tugging Kidoh up by the hair to kiss him open-mouthed and messy again.
Jin is hot. He's so hot that it nearly drives Kidoh crazy sometimes, and it's so good to finally feel Jin's bare skin as he runs his hand up Jin's shirt and strokes lightly over his abs. It's even better to feel Jin's tongue sliding against his, making him instinctively trail his hand further down Jin's body until it's resting over the waistband of his jeans. Jin whimpers quietly as Kidoh undoes the button and then slips his hand down them. Kidoh feels Jin's hand suddenly warm over his, pushing down on it to increase the pressure right where he wants it. Jin's tongue brushes against Kidoh's again before he pulls back to let out a little gasp of Kidoh's name --
-- And then this is when the door is flung wide open and five noisy, yelling boys burst in. Kidoh doesn't even need to look up to know J-Hope is amongst them, because he's the biggest cockblock out of all of them, and he also knows Rapmon's there because he hears a loud yell of "Oh shit." He also hears Suga screech, Jimin groan and Jeongguk wail something about how it's illegal for him to be witnessing this level of obscenity.
"Get a room!" Jimin yells, covering his eyes.
"We are in a room!" Kidoh yells back, yanking his hand out of Jin's trousers with a noise of great despair. Jin makes a similar one, but with a bit more aggravation. "The problem is that you are also in it!"
"We're so sorry we're so sorry," J-Hope stammers out, trying to save the last of Jeongguk's innocence by turning him around so he can no longer see the scene unfolding behind him. "We didn't --"
Jin sits bolt upright, accidentally shoving Kidoh off of him as he lets out an infuriated howl. "I JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX," he shouts, loud enough that suddenly everyone shuts up and blinks at him in surprise. "WILL YOU ALL PLEASE LET ME HAVE SEX."
A few moments of silence pass. It's so quiet that Kidoh can hear the aircon whir to life somewhere in the corner. And then the five intruders begin backing away slowly, still staring at Jin with wide eyes until they have fully retreated out of the room and turned the corner and disappeared out of sight.
"Not only are they cockblocks," says Jin, in a scathing tone, "But they don't even close the door when they leave. Are we not civilised human beings here. Were they raised in a barn."
Kidoh swallows hard. Clearly, the sexual frustration has reached dangerous levels. Even more dangerous than he initially expected. There's only one option in this situation, he realises: for the sake of humanity, he's going to have to find a way to have sex with Jin ...
... or the consequences will never be the same.
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-23 06:53 am (UTC)(link)let me hug you for being my brain twin
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-23 07:45 am (UTC)(link)also an au where kidoh stays in bangtan maybe.
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-23 07:52 am (UTC)(link)really tho when kidoh posted that picture of the dressing room bangtan and topp dogg were sharing and he just captioned it "hehe" that was a total dick move. we know you were cuddling jin and not letting us see it, kidoh. WE KNOW.
shrieks -- anon why you do this to me oahghjksjbghjsk
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(Anonymous) 2013-11-23 08:09 am (UTC)(link)take a moment to imagine kidoh in suga's maid outfit
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