When it comes down to it, there's no doubt that Wu Yifan and Lu Han are the two most popular girls in the entire school, and, in some ways, they couldn't be more different. Whereas Yifan is tall and dark, Lu Han is petite and doll like. While Yifan is held in aloof respect, Lu Han seems to be friends or friends of friends of everyone in the school. Yifan's dark hair is pulled back in a long ponytail, while soft brown curls taper off just past Lu Han's chin. And while Yifan is the undefeated captain of the basketball team, Lu Han is the one who leads the soccer team to victory after devastating victory. Lu Han is also one of the biggest DBSK fangirls in the entire school and makes no attempt to hide it, while Yifan spends his spare time perusing self-help books in the school library.
"This is so wrong," Lu Han says desperately, clawing at his cheeks as he sits on the floor. "This isn't what I signed up for."
Yixing and Lu Han are talking in fast Chinese like angry women on a marketplace, so Jongin decides it doesn't matter if it's Cantonese or Mandarin or whatever it is because he won't understand anyway. Instead, he starts picking on his hair and fixes his wedding bow tie, calmy checking himself out in the mirror in front.
"Aren't you going to say anything?" Lu Han suddenly snaps his head towards him and points with an accusing finger. "This is all your fault."
Jongin tilts his head to the side, a puzzled look on his face with his mouth agape. If only Lu Han wasn't paid to do this job, he would probably punch that awful face of his. "Um," Jongin says, raising an eyebrow. "I can't understand Chinese. What am I supposed to say when you're talking like mad vendors?"
Lu Han groans, giving him a piercing glare, before turning back to Yixing with his hand still stuck on the veil placed on his head and the wig dangling over his shoulders. "Yixing, this isn't supposed to happen. I'm not supposed to be married to this guy and this is not part of the contract."
supposed to be an accidentally married lukai and also the genie krischen :(
haha mean girl. chen came first into my mind but you already have krischen. xiumin's a no so none from, and out of k d.o./suho would be unfitting. it's down to baek/chan/sehun i guess?
Why not, Jongin says before turning his back to the register and sneaking a pack of gum into his pocket. Sehun inhales thickly under his raised, urging eyebrows. Darts out a hand of his own, and then they’re leaving on stiff legs.
reluctant to do this tbh bec this fic is my baby of all babies but ig i need to take it down from its piedestal if i'm ever gonna be able to write it ;---;
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(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)idk i just wanted to write exo as girls
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(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)although i don't have a plot but whatever
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(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)Yixing and Lu Han are talking in fast Chinese like angry women on a marketplace, so Jongin decides it doesn't matter if it's Cantonese or Mandarin or whatever it is because he won't understand anyway. Instead, he starts picking on his hair and fixes his wedding bow tie, calmy checking himself out in the mirror in front.
"Aren't you going to say anything?" Lu Han suddenly snaps his head towards him and points with an accusing finger. "This is all your fault."
Jongin tilts his head to the side, a puzzled look on his face with his mouth agape. If only Lu Han wasn't paid to do this job, he would probably punch that awful face of his. "Um," Jongin says, raising an eyebrow. "I can't understand Chinese. What am I supposed to say when you're talking like mad vendors?"
Lu Han groans, giving him a piercing glare, before turning back to Yixing with his hand still stuck on the veil placed on his head and the wig dangling over his shoulders. "Yixing, this isn't supposed to happen. I'm not supposed to be married to this guy and this is not part of the contract."
supposed to be an accidentally married lukai and also the genie krischen :(
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(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)reluctant to do this tbh bec this fic is my baby of all babies but ig i need to take it down from its piedestal if i'm ever gonna be able to write it ;---;