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Re: itt: abandoned stories

[(Anonymous)]

lmao i just found this the other day, a catlady heechul thing that i wrote on kpopficwank or something equally ancient...


There is one house on Taemin's paper route that scares him so much that he can't even make it all the way to the front steps. He just tosses the paper from the curb and leaves it where it lands, then straddles his bike and pedals and pedals until he stops feeling like somebody is chasing after him.

The kids at school say that a witch lives there and, if you get too close, she'll turn you into a lawn gnome, which is why there are so many of them lumped in strangely sickening piles on her front yard. They look like funeral pyres and they make Taemin uncomfortable.

One morning, as he's about to shot-put the latest paper somewhere close to the witch's door, he sees a note taped the mailbox and he's paralyzed. Because it seems to be addressed to him.

“Dear Paperboy,
You're the chosen one!
Sincerely, KHC.”

Then he just starts running, leaving his bike collapsed against the sidewalk with its front wheel spinning.