omg i played an ice breaker with this girl where we were assigned celebrities and had to play 20 questions to guess who we were

we told her she was the biggest american entrepreneur, famous for a reality show and the phrase 'you're fired!' and she didn't get it.

told her his name was donald.

didn't get it.

told her his last name began with a t, was one syllable, and was a synonym for 'defeat.'

didn't get it.

told her it rhymed with dump and i nearly ripped my fucking hair out at this point

she guessed donald thump