(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, i was implying i was gonna fap in the shower tom, lol. i can't stand fapping on my period, it's like u gotta plan that shit so it won't be messy.

Re: itt: tmi roll call!

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
girl / queer / 17

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
f / idek... / 11

Re: itt: tmi roll call!

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
female/pan/either 13 or 18 i'm not sure...

Re: itt: tmi roll call!

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
get thee to an orgasm!

try thinking about girls?

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
crying

Re: itt: tmi roll call!

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
m/bi/11 or 12 idr

Re: itt: tmi roll call!

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
apparently my mom caught me fapping back then so i can only assume i fapped myself to completion at some point beforehand in order for me to want to keep doing it, lol

Re: itt: tmi roll call!

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
my first was to gemma ward's calvin klein ad lol

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
this just gets funnier and funnier

^

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
thanks anons :I why is he relevant tho? ofc wealth brings you relevance and shit but did he do anything important?

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
lol anon

i played that game once and we all dying but this girl just didn't know lady gaga (and she was at the peak of her popularity back then). we even sang poker face

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
3rdworlder and i still know donald trump. no excuse man

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
everytime i try it feel goods good build never seems to build up bc my wrist starts to hurt and then i start to worry about carpal tunnel :(

but yeah mb i'll try that. most of the time fantasizing doesn't do it for me because i start to get grossed out by my the details supplied by my imagination lol /o\

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
the worst part abt this girl was that she actually knew who donald trump was, she just didn't realize we were talking about him

we are friends now lol

Re: ^

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
lol

Re: itt: tmi roll call!

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
f/straight but would be gay for my unnirs/real orgasm.. 21 lol. but i've fapped since idk 10

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
is this horny meme night

can we share our go-to fantasy for getting off

Re: itt: tmi roll call!

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
hmmm maybe try a different technique? what are you doing rn?

and your imagination needs to quit!

Re: itt: tmi roll call!

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
jealous. waaaaay classier than me, anon.

Re: ^

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
not that i know of?

i think he's mostly known because of his reality show and because he says stupid shit about politics

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
i usually have to watch or read something to get myself in the mood but my go-to fantasy after that is a a threesome with girls (where one of them is playing with her tits while the other eats her out)

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
but how didn't she get that i mean u said donald lol

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(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
i didn't even know it was arousal lol i just knew that the picture made me feel really good and i wanted it, so i pretended that i wanted the picture on the other side of it (which was a watch) and i told my mom to rip it out for me. but then she wanted to see what was on the other side in case it was something she wanted and i panicked because i knew it was bad for a 10 year old me to have a picture of a naked lady and told her not to turn the page

but i made such a big fuss about her not turning the page that i think she knew anyway lol

(Anonymous) 2012-11-20 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
y not? threesomes! \o/