lmao anon we are basically the same person. sex is really all i need to be happy. romance subplots in movies and tv shows just make me roll my eyes (which tbh probably has more to do with the fact that i simply do not care about the love lives of straight people) but when it comes to fic i'm good as long as they fuck eventually. and if a fic is over ~3000 words and isn't at least about a pairing i ship, it is very very unlikely i am going to read it............ especially if there's no sex, lol. but i HATE drawn-out sex scenes. i am not here for 1000 words of foreplay and ""sexy"" banter. tl;dr: just fuck already.

weird/standout porn needs to be a thing!!! less blowjob-finger-fuck, more sex in strange places and unusual fetishes and unconventional relationships.

i've mostly been working on unusual aus? but i also have been caring less about my prose sounding perfect... i've been being kind of ~wild~ with my sentence structure and metaphors and word choices. idk if it's working but it feels good to not care so much about being generally palatable.