so i bought this small portion of tutti-frutti ice cream but when i got home and opened it, i saw it didn't actually have a single piece of the tutti-frutti candy. so i said to myself that's just how life treats you sometimes but you have to be strong and carry on and i began eating it anyway and just as i was putting the second last bite in my mouth i tasted it.

one, lone, surprise piece of tutti-frutti candy. and now i can tell you, anons, from experience, that life is a beautiful thing.